Make up your own title

First off I would like to start out by apologizing for my last post. I would especially like to extend my apology to the Muslims of Vatican City and to my hairstylist Rofaldo.
Now. Why do I have a box of rusty slutty nails at the bottom of my stairs? I mean its an obvious safety risk.I believe, to be entirely true, that the nails are multiplying amongst themselves. There were but 100 rusty old hand made nails in the box ( truth be told it is some kid of jar, perhaps for glue or paint thinner). It was in the middle of the night about a month ago when I was walking down the stairs to my kitchen for a gin and tonic that I happened upon a nail on the step. My bare foot upon the nail, I jumped forward in pain falling in a sprawl on the tile below. I went back (now suffering form great hurt) to see why the nail was on the step and to my shock I saw the jar so full that there was indeed no room for this one lonely nail. They were growing. I new it and now their numbers had grown so large that there was not even room for their own. A mass of procreation. The whores, those slutty nails and their uncontrollable urges had pushed their very existence to the brink of destruction and now I am paying the cost. I could move them. I should move them, but I wont. Why? because I have a dentist appointment, and my shoes are to big, and leaving you with that I must go. It's nearly 4 o'clock.

And four makes Seven

Why do cats always appear at the most inopportune times? When I'm eating, cat. When I'm sleeping, cat. When I'm in the shower, cat. I swear stalker kitty is amongst us and deserves the same respect as man bear pig and Dick Cheney. Also why do cats ask for food when you are clearly eating something that cats don't eat? "Yum, this cat sandwich tastes great! oh do you want some? How about...NO!" (sigh) but I digress. To put simply cats are moochers who never stop. Are you a moocher? if so please knock it off. Oh and today's topic for discussion is feline AIDS. Bye Bye. Fizzle goblle wazzle

Changing the topic

Ok so I must apologize about yesterday. This is a blog about randomness and yesterday clearly followed a tangent so...moving on. Todays random topic for disscussion is Disney. Why are they evil? or are they evil at all? I have heard a great deal from movies and TV shows making fun of the global billion dollar empire, but is there any proof? There are plenty of rumors. Such as that Disney was a nazi or that he was rascist or that his head was frozen and perseved and now lies in a vault somewhere deep in the bowels of his secret castle of darkness located somewhere in Canada? But these are just rumurs. Is there any proof? If so Let me know. meow. be random.

Branching Off

I must agree with Mr,wahpahbenwah in the unlikelyness of such things occuring. However I must remind you that we actually know more about the surface of the moon than we do about our own oceans. We have no idea what lies under the inky blackness of our planet. So theoreticlly it is possible for all maner of strange beings to existe beneath the waves. So continuing off the Oceanic theme I must ask. What do you think is living at the bottom of our Ocean? Mermaids? Posidon? Aqua Power Rangers? or the before mentioned nija/pirate dolphins? Let me know bloggers.

DAY ONE!!!!!

Good evning you funky little enviromentalists out there! Welcome to my blog! This site will be a hub of disscussion for all topics of disscusion. and by all I mean ALL. So don't be shy. Now!Down to buissness!(by the way I use exlamation points alot. So don't be nervous!!). Todays random topic is...Dolphins on land! We know they have a bone structure similar to that of humans. Are they an offshoot of humanity? and if so is there a place somewhere in the ocean where even now an army of dolphin ninjas awaits orders to swarm the land? Your thoughts. Tell them to me.