HRUMPH!

REGAN SMASH! REGAN SMASH! REGAN...sleepy...These words are an inspiration to the little people everywhere. Yes evan you can grow up to be STRONG LIKE HULK. I enjoy punching things with my fists. Walls, balls, midgits...the list goes on, but I would trade it all for just one shot one chance to...fight Chuck Norris in an ultimate fight to the death. He would use the Norris Beat Down style while I use drunken monkey. And I figure I'ld have to be drunk before I'ld even considered fighting CHUCK NORRIS!!!In the eyes of a ranger the unsuspecting stranger...sorry I phased out there...uh...where were we? Oh, yeah! and that is why Democracy will never take hold in China. Also I feel monkey AIDS probaly wont help much either,hmm either way once the Jedi squirrls declare war on the Nazi porcupines the world is just going to move to Albequerke..albaqurque albaqwerky...How the hell Do you spell that?uh any way that place in New..thats right NEW mexico and we'll all loose our glasses.

Um...boat?

Sorry about not blogging recently, I was infected by rabid zombie aids and had to be shot several times in the face, but I'm all better now. Actually my site has been blocked by my schools evil censorship board, I'm both honored, but I'm also quite sad because this cuts off my main income. Board school kids who like funny pictures.Poop balls. Well my waffle iron is trying to kill me again. I need a sandwich wheres the cat? Oh right, I put it in the blender. DARN YOU SHEEHAN HIGH!!!! This is like the time Peter thought he could take on the Incredible Hulk.

Gotta go Gotta go

OK so I dont have much time to type today so let me just leave it at this. Donky Kong beats bowser. Thats all Im saying. its true. Now I know this isnt what you were expexting, but this is all I have. Bowser is cool, but I feel that a cocanut gun will take him down. Sparkle Sparkle. The stars from mario must be some sort of drug that you absorb through the skin. It makes you feel invicible, you here music and you see flying sparks. doodoodoodoodadoodoodadoodadoodoo. sparkle. I LIKE NINTEDO WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!! Ha ahahhahahah ha

Waka Waka

Crank 2...(sigh) what can I say? Nothing except that it was AMAZING. I enjoyed it fully. Like I enjoy a good Vault. Not the safe the actual drink. Its SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOD!!! and yet they no longer sell it at Stop ang Shop, and that makes me a sad panda. Quick qeston and you may of heard this on south park. If Pandas live in mountainous regions of China then how do they maintain a diet of bamboo which grows in more temprate climates? And if Stewie is gay then why does he like Susie Swanson? And if I have a red cube and Johny has 2 red cubes and if energy equals mass times the speed of light squared, how many times his waight can Sonic the Hedgehog eat in one lunar year? I beg you to answer and please let me know. waffle iron

Pain is fun..except when it isnt

So I suppose you all saw the speed skating accident at the Olypics. because we all watch the Olympics...right? Anywho it was FR$EKINMG AWESOME. The guy was like AHHHH and the audience was WOOOOAHHH and I was eating pancakes going GLUHBLUHGLUH. Best. Taco. Ever. but I digress for we have all had pain happen to us at some time. Like when I slammed the handle bar of my bike into my gonads. Or when I tried to grind down a railing, slipped and hit my gonads or when my freind CREATE OWN WORD a BLANK into someone's BLANK. but I digress for we all know that beer before wine makes you feel fine...or is it the other way around? but again I digress for I am typing this at school while being stalked by a freshman and getting a weird stare from the librarian who apparenty kills trolls for fun and has a machete in her office "to deal with them bossing yankees", the draft of todays blog has been unread by human eyes, unheard by human ears, untill now, thank you magic blue jar.