Pain is fun..except when it isnt

So I suppose you all saw the speed skating accident at the Olypics. because we all watch the Olympics...right? Anywho it was FR$EKINMG AWESOME. The guy was like AHHHH and the audience was WOOOOAHHH and I was eating pancakes going GLUHBLUHGLUH. Best. Taco. Ever. but I digress for we have all had pain happen to us at some time. Like when I slammed the handle bar of my bike into my gonads. Or when I tried to grind down a railing, slipped and hit my gonads or when my freind CREATE OWN WORD a BLANK into someone's BLANK. but I digress for we all know that beer before wine makes you feel fine...or is it the other way around? but again I digress for I am typing this at school while being stalked by a freshman and getting a weird stare from the librarian who apparenty kills trolls for fun and has a machete in her office "to deal with them bossing yankees", the draft of todays blog has been unread by human eyes, unheard by human ears, untill now, thank you magic blue jar.