Why do cats always appear at the most inopportune times? When I'm eating, cat. When I'm sleeping, cat. When I'm in the shower, cat. I swear stalker kitty is amongst us and deserves the same respect as man bear pig and Dick Cheney. Also why do cats ask for food when you are clearly eating something that cats don't eat? "Yum, this cat sandwich tastes great! oh do you want some? How about...NO!" (sigh) but I digress. To put simply cats are moochers who never stop. Are you a moocher? if so please knock it off. Oh and today's topic for discussion is feline AIDS. Bye Bye. Fizzle goblle wazzle
HMMM... this is kina hard to talk about. I thought it was going to be about stalker cats but no its about feline aids. Well, if it has AIDS then its going to lose a life. Remember curiosity killed the cat, Luckily, it has nine lives. Cats must really be afraid of losing a life. I mean come on ever notice how they always land on their paws. I mean seriously if they didn't they would be dead in like three days. You don't see too many dogs risking their live by jumping from what they are to a solid object 10ft away (unless that dog is like my dog who isn't afraid to jump down stairs because there is a gate blocking him from getting downstairs where a whole bunch of people are.) In my opinion the animals as dumb as house cats are human.
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